Kelso's life

What sound does a gun make?

Kelso — Sun, 02 Oct 2005 16:47:56 +0000

I was thinking (while writing a comic) – How do you actually write the sound that a gun makes when you shoot it?

The ones that occurred to me:
*pow*
*trshh*
*trahh*
*piuh*
*tsss’h*
*prrhh*

Most of them have “h” in it. Anyway thats how I hear it. Do I? Am I nuts?

Movie – Kingdom Of Heaven

Kelso — Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:35:48 +0000

Will it ever end? I have watched over an hour now, and I can’t stop thinking – When, oh god, when will it end?!

Possibly one of the best actors in this movie dies in the very beginning (Liam Neeson). Orlando – wtf are you doing man?

I haven’t got the story yet. If it is what I think it is then it’s pretty lame. Anyway I hope the other half of the movie will be more exciting.

Ok movie time again… uu someone gets killed.

Bah. Can’t watch it. I Better call Jason and ask if he still has that PP gun. Bye bye DVD!
What a waste…

TV addiction

Kelso — Sat, 01 Oct 2005 14:19:24 +0000

Is it possible? Can you be addicted to TV? Am I sick?

I think in some extent it is possible. Maybe you are not addicted to TV per say, but sure are addicted to the TV shows. I just wanted to count or list up all the shows that I would or regularly watch on TV and the result was not very good. TV has my sole!

So here is my list (not in any particular order):
Joey
That ’70s show
Friends
The Simpsons
The Family Guy
American Dad
Survivor
Amazing Race
Biggest Loser
King Of the Hill
Blue Collar TV
The Ultimate Fighter
American Chopper
Myth Busters
My name is Earl
It’s always sunny in Philadelphia
The Office
Lost
Mind of Mencia
Pimp my Ride
Barbershop

And many more that I can’t remember right now. Do I need to see a doctor?
I sure need to cut back.

NFOrce > *

Kelso — Sat, 01 Oct 2005 12:53:15 +0000

What a great invention that is.
- I dont really know what it is, but some people were acting like total jerks and I found out they were “isonews” people. So I discovered that the thing they hate the most is NFOrce.

NFOrce is the best!

Fact #1 – Femur bone – Why? Why not?

Kelso — Sat, 01 Oct 2005 10:41:40 +0000

Femur bone – the strongest of them all. At actually can survive about 650 pounds (250 kg) of weights. Amazing!

Giving away my wordpress invite!

Kelso — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 18:38:18 +0000

I know many of you out there want this invite as badly as I did. So here’s your chance to get it. All you have to do is write me something interesting that happened to you. The one that I like the best will simply get the invite. It’s easy as 123…

Good luck!

Hello!

Kelso — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 13:45:03 +0000

So, now here I am with my very first blog and with my very first post. My fingers are tingling from excitement.
To the point now. Why would one write a blog? Is there anything that isn’t said? I hope there isn’t and that I still have a chance to talk about some “stuff”.

Anyway lets talk about ME for a little bit. That’s the topic I know the most about.
The thing is that I have the most wierdest life. Or at least I think I do. You see, something always happens to me. No matter what I do I end up in something weird or unusual. Like today when I was just on a bus with my friends and suddenly there is a *bang*! All the people fell (including me) to the front side of the bus. What do you know – the bus hit a car.
Am I cursed like that? Why does always something happen where I am? I’m not saying that it’s always bad, but mostly it is. I seem to mess up even the most simple things – as you can see it now includes riding a bus.

So there we were all looking each other and trying to figure out what had just happened. When my friend Justin pulled the “emergency door opening thing” and pushed to doors open. Who would like to stay in a bus that has just crashed? Not me!

That’s just what happened today. I have stories almost about every day. And this was just one of the “soft” ones. I sure feel like I have a very crazy life and I will post the stories as much as I can. This was just a “hello” post.

Thank you all!

PS: Sorry that I cant spell nor write…